(Source: whats-on-my-mind-grapes, via rocketfists)
“I love sports, who doesn’t? Everybody loves sports. It’s the great contest between the two guys! Who will get the most? No one knows for sure, and that’s where the pleasure comes from. (The key word in sports is “pleasure.”) Give me my choice, and you know I will be out there on the pitch with my favorite silk banner, waving it in the air shouting “YOU GO AND YOU DO IT!” Oh, I’m a huge sportshead.”
— Checking In On Sports | Videogum (via drinkyourjuice)
(via tabitha)
| JESSE EISENBERG: | People on the street say mean things to me. |
| INTERVIEWER: | Like what? |
| JESSE EISENBERG: | I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it. |
| INTERVIEWER: | What do you say back? |
| JESSE EISENBERG: | I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.” |
Am now taking music recs from my 13 yr old cousin
This is it isn’t it gOodbye world
There’s an age cutoff for being in a “fandom” and that’s 13 yrs old sorry folks
real women have curves, running all the way from their gills to their tail fins. real women have sharp teeth. real women are sharks.
I stopped reading at “real women”
you should have kept reading
this is absolutely my favorite post
(Source: cristobalite, via spacejard)
“Between this and Silver Linings Playbook, it’s been an unstoppable year for romanticizing mental illness with happy endings that pretend you will be magically fixed as soon as you just find someone to love you.”
— Girls Maturity Level Threat Watch: Season Finale (via synecdoche)
i know i shouldn’t be surprised but i’d like to extend a giant FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUU to CNN for their steubenville coverage
apparently “it’s just satire!” is now the shield to hide behind when you’re actually being incredibly misogynistic
sade:
alright good to know, gotta keep current.
